Wednesday, 2 November 2011

Isn't It Dark Early These Days!

Third day back at work and I'm fucked. The long days walking around sorting stock is taking its toll on my poor old feet. Sunday I will be sitting with them in a bowl of warm water! Despite that I'm glad to be earning again, even if it is only a temporary position.

I've just caught a bit of The One Show, it's not something I go out my way to watch as it's mostly bollocks but this evening I just had a look to see who the guest was. It was that unfunny prick Ricky Gervais. Who actually finds this arsehole funny? He isn't funny. Not much better as an actor either. I wish the Media would stop encouraging him & his equally unfunny (and shit Radio presenter stephen Merchant) from making new "Shows".

He's on my "Smack Him If You see Him" list along with:
Ainsley Harriot (not a cook or Chef, just irritating)
Richard Madeley (out and out wanker)
Ricky Gervais (not funny, smart arse)
Jonathan Ross (not funny, but funnier than Ricky)
There's more but can't be arsed at the minute.


  1. Gotta agree with you about Gervais.
    Idiot abroad is a great book, but them two wankers (Gervais and Merchant) ruin it. Karl Pilkington, meanwhile, is genuinely funny.

    And I cannot listen to Alan Partridge (Madeley) when he covers for someone on the radio. Cringe worthy.

    Anyhoo, gotta go, just got an idea for tomorrow's blog that includes Narwhals with pierced clits.............

  2. Biggest thing I noticed on my one trip to the UK in the winter of 1989-90 (mostly spent in Sunderland) was the absence of daylight, especially the whole dark by 4pm thing.

  3. Oh yeah, get's dark up here in blighty mate. Especially Sunderland with it only being about 4 miles from the Arctic!